How to Change a Flat Tire

1. Slowly get out of car to avoid flattening remaining 3 tires.
2. Stare blankly into trunk for 15 minutes.
3. Worry about being late for work. Remember that it’s Saturday.
4. Check glove compartment to see if those Cheetos are still there.
5. Enjoy Cheetos if available. (note: ration appropriately)
6. Remind yourself about flat tire.
7. Look into trunk for another 10 minutes.
8. Lean against car & weep softly.
9. Think about going home & Googling pictures of puppies when this is all over.
10. Call Dad